wollipyos:

Where do YOU fall on the gender spectrum?

wollipyos:

Where do YOU fall on the gender spectrum?

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

them-roostertooths:

edens-blog:

imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

cxbar:

edens-blog:

If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)

this is the most important video on the tumblr

My favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING

that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.

Omfg, I’m in love!!

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

sushinfood:

please watch this video of two parrots laughing like women having fun as they explore a litter bin

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

image

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying